Since it has been shown repeatedly that nobody can tell the difference between a “high quality” cable and a coat hanger, we at SF Guitarworks have come up with our own custom RAWR™ cables! We’ve put a lot of time and energy into developing the best, most profitable cable money can buy, utilizing actual coat hangers! We 100% guarantee that these cables will sound just as good, if not better, than any offering from Monster Cable or any other supposedly premium cable. Yes, with our cables you will have become the life and soul of any and every party. Guys will look anxiously from corners of the room, while fawning bimbettes will seek your opinions on the fetishisings of music’s inherent and delineated meanings. Best of all, we’re offering them at a special April’s introductory discount of only $50 each! Get them while they’re hot!